April 09, 2007

Riddles(猜謎樂)

These riddles are a bit hard, but some of them are fun. You may try looking for the answers on the Net. :)

1.How do you make a witch itch?
2.Did you hear about the guy that lost his left arm and leg in a car crash?
3.How can you tell if a planet is married?
4.If April showers bring May flowers,what do May flowers bring?
5.What day does a fish hate?
6.What did one cloned sheep say to the other?
7.What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
8.What did one wall say to the other wall?
9.What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
10.What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
11.What kind of tree has hands?
12.What does an envelope say when you lick it?
13.What is the largest bra?
14.What does a bee use to brush its hair?
15.What kind of necktie does a pig wear?

(Riddles provided by Lisa from S1 He)

14 comments:

Anonymous said...

13.What is the largest bra?

Z.

Cuz zebra !

Irene said...

Yes, that's it! Superb!:D

Anonymous said...

I give up...
but long time no see Irene

Irene said...

Try harder! You might find the answers on the Net.

How's everything by the way?

Anonymous said...

Oh!~Forget about that!~

I'm very good in here now.
I have a lot of friends here.
I like here alot and math in here is very easy for me.
I just have two periods of ESL~~
Teachers all in here are nice^^

Irene said...

Glad you're fine there. I'm sure you'll experience a different life and learn a lot. Good luck to you!

Anonymous said...

Yeah!~~
But next semester maybe I will back to tw or go to a private school.
Whatever I don't want to back to tw.ˋˊ
I like here very much.

Anonymous said...

5.What day does a fish hate?

4/1 ??

Irene said...

"Fry Day"! Haha~
Due to the religion, some Christians don't eat meat on Fridays, but fish is allowed. The shops selling fried fish, therefore, have good business on that day, making Friday a day that all fish hate.

Irene said...

BTW, Zenobia, what's your email address?

Anonymous said...

A1.Take away her W.
A2.He's all right now.
A3.It has a ring around it!
A4.pilgrims?
A6.I am ewe.
A7.Nothing, they just waved.
A8.I'll meet you at the corner~
A9.Dam!
A10.Bugs Bunny!
A12.Nothing, it shuts up.
A14.A honeycomb!
A15.Apigsty.

I don`t know the others!!
I had mailed you!!

Irene said...

Hey, you're good. How did you figure them out?:)
The following answers are provided by S1He Lisa, who found these riddles and their answers in Time Student Magazine.

Answers:

1.Take away her "W".

2.He's all right now.
all right 除了沒事外,還可解釋為"全都是右邊"

3.It has a ring around it.
結過婚的人要戴ring,像行星外圍都有一圈圈的環,也叫ring,所以說是"結過婚"

4.Pilgrims.
The Mayflower

5.Fry day.
有些基督徒因為宗教的關係,星期五不吃肉,但還是可吃魚,
所以賣炸魚的店再星期5生意特好,Friday的同音字Fry day是
魚要被炸的日子,所以是魚最討厭的日子

6."I am ewe."
可以解釋為"我是母羊",但也和"I am you."(我就是你)同音

7.Nothing,they just waved.
Wave是雙關語,可代表"招手"或"波浪"

8."Meet you at the corner."

9."Dam."
說牠撞上水壩。不過dam發音和咒罵damn完全相同,
正是撞到東西時可能會脫口而出的話

10.Bugs Bunny.

11.A palm tree.
palm字面上的意思是"手掌"

12.Nothing,it just shuts up.
舔信封一下,接下來就是封起來,也就是shut up的意思了

13.zebra
Z-bra

14.A honeycomb.
蜂窩(honeycomb)是不能拿來梳頭,可是拆開來可看成
honey(蜜蜂)+comb(梳子),也就是蜜蜂用的梳子

15.A pigsty.
把pigsty的發音拆開來,就和pig's tie同音

Irene said...

Zenobia,

Your email?

Anonymous said...

Yahoo:angel325308@yahoo.com.tw((ANGEL))
MSN:hsin520@hotmail.com