One day a young lion walked through the jungle. He was young, strong and proud.
The lion met a snake and said,
“Snake. Who is the king of the jungle?”
“You are,” the snake replied quickly. It did not want to make the lion angry. The lion smiled and walked on. Thirty meters later he met a monkey. The lion looked at the monkey and said,
“Monkey. Who is the king of the jungle?”
“You are,” the monkey replied. It turned round quickly and climbed a tree. It felt safe there. The lion looked up at the monkey and smiled. A few minutes later he met a crocodile. He stopped and said,
“Crocodile. Who is the king of the jungle?”
“You are ,” answered the crocodile. It went quickly into the river where it felt safe. The lion smiled and walked on. Next he met a giraffe. He looked up and shouted,
“Giraffe. Who is the king of the jungle?”
The giraffe did not answer so the lion roared loudly. The giraffe was very afraid and said, “You are.”
“Answer quickly next time,” said the lion, “or I might have to eat you.” The lion walked on. He was very happy that all the other animals were afraid of him. A few hundred meters later he met an elephant.
“Elephant. Who is the king of the jungle?”
The elephant looked at the lion. Suddenly it picked the lion up with its trunk and dropped it on the ground. Next the elephant jumped on top of the lion. The lion was very surprised. Now it was dirty and hurt. It shouted at the elephant,
“…………………………………”
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I guess the answer is "ok,I know, I know, Mr. Elephant, you are the REAL king of the jungle!"
"What the hell are you doing?! I am the king of the jungle!You fucking idiot!"
"Please,..I guess you are the king of the jungle,I just wanan make sure the answer, anything wrong?"
"Well,... you starve? I can get some fruits for you if you want? "
"Hey, I never get a chance to ask you if you wanna hang out with me night, you sexy lady,..."
"Never think that you can be the king of the jungle, cuz I can eat whatever I wanna eat, and I can also prorect the jungle, somatotype is not the most important thing in this world, can you just dont be so mean?"
"I just wanan tell you that I have a appointment later, so I gotta go now, can you just find someone else to play with? I am kinda busy, Im sorry, I'l text you later. ;)"
"You'd better let me go, cuz I'l call my friend who is the ONLY elephant hunter."
"Sucker! can't you even spell "magnanimous"?!"
Wo~ Wo~ Patty, you're by far the brightest star in English Milky Way! You're way too efficient, creative and imaginative! :D
P.S. I'd like to remind you that it's a "healthy" place for everybody, so you may use "fxxxing" instead if possible.:) One more question is "Did you have these done during your computer class?":P
Oh!Elephant!I haven't wanted a bath yet.
Yup, it's computer class.
"That should get me to the millennium!!"
"Platitude man strikes out again!!"
"Would you like to hear about my day, babe?"
"Wow! I quess your PROBOSCIS is the king of the trunk,.."
“Where is justice when those who try to protect the forests for the sake of future generations get arrested while those who destroy and kill our forests are allowed to continue their destructive rampage with impunity? We call on the Indonesian government to stop persecuting those who are fighting to protect our remaining forests by revoking all existing commercial logging permits and stopping the issuance of new permits,...”
"oh.!!!jesus!!!ur feet is stinky...i think u must have athlete's foot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I have something to tell you,....
but could you move you're feet first...
"though u make me very hurt,i love it feeling very much...♡.could i be ur lover~sweetheart~~?
「now,you know who is the king of the jugle!」elephant said.
I THINK THE LION IS TOO ARROGANT TO LET ME DISLIKE.
AND I THINK ALL THE ANIMAL IS FALSE,BUT THE ELEPHANT THE REAL KING OF THE JUNGLE, HE IS THE REAL STRONGER!
"Are you crazy? you hurt me. I am the king of the jungle. Not you. Do you want to be the king?"The lion said. "Yes,I want to be the king of the jungle.call me king loudly."the elephant said."Ok~Ok~now you are the king of the jungle. Are you happy?"the lion said.
"I think we can as the king of animal together,you be the one,I be the second."
"You are crazy.I'm the king of the jungle."
"OK OK I see. You....u are the king of the jungle!"
plese!! let me go !you are the king of the jungle!
plese let me go !
you are a good animal!!
I'm a bad animal!!
don't kill me ~please!!:)!!
"How dare you!? You should be down on your knees for I am the king of the Jungle!"
"How dare you!? You should be down on your knees for I am the king of the Jungle!"
Audacity!you actually hit king!I bited your big andsmelly bottom.
Oh~Elephant,thank you for preparing the bath for me.I know I know~~I'm the king of the jungle,but I still want to thank you:)~
YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ANGRY IF YOU DON'T KNOW AN ANSWER!!
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